【愛】的安裝步驟教學

【愛】的安裝步驟教學 ----------------------------------開始----------------------------------------- 客服工程師：您好，有什麼我可以為您服務的嗎？ 顧客：嗯，我考慮以後，決定安裝「愛」。你能夠一步一步教我怎麼做嗎？ 客服工程師：可以的！你準備好要安裝了嗎？ 顧客：嗯，我不是很懂技術，但是我想我準備好了。我首先要做什麼？ 客服工程師：第一步是要打開你的心，你找到心了嗎？ 顧客：找到了，但是有幾個其他的程式正在執行。在它們還在執行的時候安裝「愛」沒有問題嗎？ 客服工程師：有哪些程式正在執行呢？ 顧客：我看看，有「過去受的傷」、「沒自信」、「妒忌」和「悔恨」正在執行。 客服工程師：沒有關係，「愛」將會讓「過去受的傷」在你的目前的作業系統中逐漸消掉。它可能會繼續留在你的記憶體裡面，但是不會影響其他程式。 「愛」自己有一個叫「充滿自信」的組件將會覆寫過「沒自信」。 不過，你必須完全關閉「妒忌」和「悔恨」。 這兩個程式將會使「愛」無法順利安裝，你能夠關閉它們嗎？ 顧客：我不知道如何關閉它們，你能夠告訴我嗎？ 客服工程師：當然沒問題！在你的開始選單啟動「寬恕」和「遺忘」，重複這個動作直到「妒忌」與「悔恨」完全消除為止。 顧客：嗯，好了！「愛」自動開始安裝了，這樣正常嗎？ 客服工程師：是的，不過你目前只有基本的程式，你必需連接上其他的心才能升級。 顧客：啊！我已經遇到錯誤訊息了，它說「程式無法在外部元件上運作」，我該怎麼辦呢？ 客服工程師：不要緊！它是說「愛」程式是必須建立在內心裡來運作的，但是還沒有辦法在你的心裡運作，說得簡單一點，它意味著在你能夠愛別人之前，你得要愛你自己。 顧客：那麼，我該怎麼做？客服工程師：拉下自我接受的選單，點選下面這幾個檔案：「自我寬恕」、「瞭解自己的優點」、和「接受和面對自己的軟弱」。 顧客：嗯，好了。 客服工程師：現在把他們複製到「我的心」這個目錄底下。系統會覆寫掉任何有衝突的元件，然後開始修復程式裡的錯誤。還有，你得要把「喋喋不休的自我批評」從所有的目錄底下刪掉，然後清空資源回收筒，確保它絕對不會再出現。 顧客：咦！？我的心一直有新的檔案出現，螢幕上出現「笑容」、「平靜」與「踏實」在我的心上自動複製得滿滿的，這樣正常嗎？ 客服工程師：有的時候是會這樣的，有的時候得等上一會兒，不過所有的東西終究都會在合適的時間出現。「愛」已經安裝好，也開始運作了，掛斷電話之前我還有一件事要告訴你，「愛」是免費軟體，記得一定要把它和它的各種有趣可愛的部份分享給每個你碰到的人，然後他們又會和其他人分享它，最後一些很棒的組件又會傳回到你這邊。 顧客：謝謝你！我想我知道該怎麼做了。 from Joyce_mood xanga - just wana share this with you. I will translate this to english in time. Don't sweat it k? ~an*

Game vs Love

Game vs Love Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night.... Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world. Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives. Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do. Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game. Daniel: What game? Jasmine: i'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don't have anything to do for the following weeks... DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic... Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House.... Jasmine was scared and she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice. The fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident DAY 29: 11:37pm Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where they first decided to play this game... Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all Daniel: Wait for me.... 20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel? Jasmine: Why yes? What happened? Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital 11:57pm The doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter Doctor: We found this in daniel's pocket Jasmine reads the letter and it says: Jasmine, This past few days, i realized you are a really cute girl and i am really falling for you.. Your cherished smile you were everything when we played this game..... Before this game would end... I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life.... I love you Jasmine.... Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted: "Daniel ! I don't want you to die... I love you... Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love you! You cannot do this to me!" Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop pumping THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........ ************************************************* Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace... If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day.... Love them while they are still here... Copy Paste and after 24hours your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! ----------------------------------- This is such a sweet story. Except does this really happen that simply in real life? ~an*

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remark. ----------------------------------------- So if you are a loving friend, Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. If you break this chain u willbe cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 yrs. Copy and paste and Send this to 15 people --------------------------------------- Well, if it's on the net, it's seen by much more than 15 people. Plus, it's just another tiring chain mail. It's simply a matter of belief. Laugh at it and move on. ~an*

Real life - treasure the moments

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Share with your friends this message~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot; who calls you back when you hang up on him; who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead; who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats; who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "..that's her." ------------------------------------------- Thanks to Tiff (Tiffanie) fer this email. This is what I call real life people. Not the stereotypes that live within the media. ~an*